Disclaimer and Waiver of Liability

This site is provided to you free of charge (other than what you normally pay to access the Internet) and carries no warranty, express or implied.  You must know how to browse websites to use ChuckPrice.com.  Any psychological damage that results from the use of this site is the complete responsibility of you, the web surfer.  

If you should spill a hot beverage on yourself, slip and fall or otherwise injure yourself while viewing a ChuckPrice.com website page, you agree that it is entirely your own fault.  If you decide to sue someone for your injury, you agree to sue only your parents and your gym teachers...they are responsible for making you the klutz that you are.

ChuckPrice.com Responsibilities

This website has no responsibility whatsoever other than to obey applicable federal, state and local laws of the United States of America.  The webmaster often comes to a complete stop at intersections.

Remedies Available to the Viewer

If ChuckPrice.com becomes unbearable to you at any time, please discontinue viewing the site, sit down, take deep breaths and think pleasant thoughts.  If your condition persists, please see an Internet-savvy medical doctor.  Explain that a website has you so bothered that you feel physically ill.  They have places for people like you.  Your doctor can have you committed to one.

Implied Acceptance

Continued use of this site indicates your complete understanding and total acceptance of this agreement.  You also agree never to follow the Bot Stew link.  It's a trap for poorly programmed webcrawlers.  If you follow that link, you'll be locked out of this site permanently.  Hey, maybe that's what you'd prefer!

More Mumbo Jumbo

Batteries not included with this website.  ChuckPrice.com is void where prohibited.  Limited time offer.  Color may vary.  Not available in all stores.  Not valid with any other offer.  No animals were injured in the making of this website, honest!  ChuckPrice.com is proud to be an equal opportunity site...as long as you can read English.  Any similarities between this and any real website is a mere coincidence.