Terms of Use

That's right. Use of this website is subject to terms! And here they are:

Disclaimer and Waiver of Liability

This site is provided to you free of charge (other than what you normally pay to access the Internet) and carries no warranty, express or implied.  You must know how to browse websites to use ChuckPrice.com.  By browsing the site you agree that any physical, psychological, financial, metaphysical, astrological or other damage that results from the use of this site, while unfortunate is not the fault of ChuckPrice.com.

ChuckPrice.com Responsibilities

This website has no responsibility whatsoever other than to obey applicable federal, state and local laws of the United States of America and the State of Illinois.  The webmaster often comes to a complete stop at intersections, especially those with traffic cameras.

Remedies Available to the Viewer

If ChuckPrice.com becomes unbearable to you at any time, please discontinue viewing the site, sit down, take deep breaths and think pleasant thoughts.  If your condition persists, please see an Internet-savvy medical doctor.  Explain that a website has you so bothered that you feel physically ill.  They have places for people like you.  Your doctor can have you committed to one.

Implied Acceptance

Continued use of this site indicates your complete understanding and total acceptance of this agreement.  You also agree never to follow the Bot Stew link.  It's a trap for poorly programmed webcrawlers.  Good search engines like Google will not follow the link because the site has code that requests search engines ignore it.  Bad search engines don't follow the rules because they're poorly coded or have ulterior motives like looking for email addresses to add to spam databases.  Such bots will request the link, which gives them a bunch of made up email addresses and then locks the bot out of the site.  If you follow that link, you'll be locked out of this site permanently.  No joke.  Hey, maybe that's what you'd prefer!